jueves, 20 de septiembre de 2007

Me llamo Federiko y muerdo tapones de boli


Cada cual hace sus buenos propósitos para el curso entrante, el mío va a ser dejar de morder los tapones de los bolis BIC. Supongo que es un síntoma de ansiedad e incluso habrá quien vea tras ello algún tipo de carencia como la que se supone sufren los maniacos que no dejan rastro de etiqueta en las botellas de cerveza, ¿he dicho dejan?, quería decir "dejamos".


El caso es que es una adicción que al margen de otras consideraciones como que puede ser malo para la dentadura o que el plástico y su pintura quizás no sean un saludable alimento, provoca cierto desasosiego en mí, porque cuando un compañero de trabajo o mi jefe por poner un ejemplo (real) me piden el boli sufro al tener que cederles un bolígrafo con el tapón bajo mínimos y probablemente aún con algo de humedad. Y ese momento de dejárselo quitando antes el tapón o secándolo es duro.


Por eso, porque un compromiso compartido es más compromiso, afirmo que de ahora en adelante dejo de morder tapones de los BIC. Pude dejar de morderme las uñas, podré también con esto. Y quién sabe, en el futuro podré incluso plantearme dejar de quitarme pellejillos de los laterales de las uñas. Próximo reto.


Es cierto que el (mal) estado de mis tapones es proporcional a la tensión en el curro y que las últimas semanas han sido demoledoras, pero tendré que buscarme sustitutivos anti-stress. La foto que ilustra este post es mi última víctima, no está capado, ha ido perdiendo su rabito a mordiscos, además de que ya está descapotado... Hoy mismo he cambiado de bolis, los primeros que morirán sin tinta o perdidos.


Y hablando del curro y cosas que meterse a la boca (no me piensen mal), en mi empresa hay un elevado porcentaje de gente que tras tomarse el café se tiran horas y horas con la cucharilla-palo de plástico en la boca, pudiendo mantenerla así durante una reunión. Es algo que me choca y que me parece de mala educación. Eso sí, no tendrán el problema de que nadie se la pida para revolver su café, como me pasa a mí con los bolis...

29 comentarios:

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LaNegra dijo...

Federiko... si te sirve de consuelo, yo no los muerdo, pero los chupo, o mejor dicho... me los fumo...
Yo que no soy fumadora, ni siquiera exfumadora, llevo toda la vida fumándome las tapas de los bic. Los cojo como si fueran un cigarro (con pose de femme fatale) y chupo con todas mis fuerzas.
De hecho debí ser la única que agradeció que vinieran ya "capados", porque así al chupar no me quedo sin aire...
El estrés es lo que tiene, que la pone a una fatal de lo suyo y...

Anónimo dijo...

Querido Federiko, usted deberia saber que mordisquear/chupar cualquier cosa, sobre todo para combatir el estres debe interpretarse como un desprendiento mal realizado. Usted puede eliminar los sintomas exteriores, pero no me venga dentro de un par de años haciendo una masacre en macdonalds. arreglese por dentro. Busquese un colega. Y algo mas. Yo también succiono aire a través de los tapones de los bolis, pero solo de los PILOTs. Y también en situaciones de estres. La explicación es que junto con el aire debo absorber algun vapor del disolvente (o algo) que me tranquiliza. Ya sé que yo tambien me lo tengo que mirar.

estimado hombre honrado que rasguña desde muy muy lejos

Api dijo...

Cómo que vienen capados???

LaNegra dijo...

capar.

(De capón1).


1. tr. Extirpar o inutilizar los órganos genitales.

2. tr. coloq. Disminuir o cercenar.

3. tr. Cuba. Podar o deshijar las plantas de tabaco.


En este caso concreto yo me refiero a la acepción número 2: disminuir o cercenar.

Capar un bic ha sido toda la vida, quitarle la puntita de arriba a la tapa, peeero... por alguna extraña razón hace unos años los sres. de Bic decidieron hacerlo ellos mismo y ahorrarles ese trabajo a quienes lo hacían (no es mi caso).

Federiko lo llama "descapotar" yo, que soy de más al norte y quizá por ello más bárbara, le he llamado siempre "capar". En cualquier caso, ya nadie capa bics, porque vienen con el agujerito de serie.

Anónimo dijo...

Fede... pon luz... entiendo yo que capar un tapón es amputarle el apendice que sirve para sujetarselo en el bolsillo de la camisa. De lo del agujerito no tenía ni idea (Descapotar? ¿Como los coches? Tiene sentido (Digo)). Yo uso PILOTs que son más ricos.

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Api dijo...

joder, negra, que ya sé lo que significa capar. pero yo lo que digo es que aquí los seguimos teniendo con sus órganos completitos.

Federiko dijo...

Cuanta polvareda ha levantado mi adicción, ya me alegro.

Pd: Negra, me tienes que decir como cargarme los comentarios publicitarios.

Yo tengo que dejar ambas actividades, la meramente succionadora y la mordedora, ambas dañinas para mi convivencia laboral. De momento, con éxito.

Y en cuanto a la polémica capadora, es cierto que capar un tapón bic siempre ha sido cortarle el rabito a éste, por tanto, por similitud, también podría aplicársele la acepción 1. Pero a lo que se refiere la Negra es que ahora los tapones BIC ya vienen descapotados, es decir, con la punta superior abierta. Según afirma alguien en http://aziroet.com/azulica/2006/10/13/bic-bic-bic-bic-bic/, porque eso evita la asfixia si te lo tragas.

Api dijo...

Federiko, como dirían en Date el Bote, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

LaNegra dijo...

Nota para Federiko:
- lo de la publicidad puedes hacerlo desde la edición de comentarios en la hoja de administración del blog
(ahora no lo tengo delante, si necesitas más info, dímelo y lo documento mejor)

- el que suprimí yo de aquí lo hice dándole a la papelerita que viene al lado cuando lo acabas de publicar (era lo mismo de debajo pero me había comido tropecientas mil letras)

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